I Can Definitely Get Down With The Summertime Crab Claw Shotgun

Nothing like catching a big, blue keeper on the line/in the trap and putting it to use in more ways than one. Usually we’d just let the thing scurry around our boat and let the women on board scurry for themselves, but I can get down with puncturing some beer with my prized catch. Probably the best way of pounding alcohol I’ve noticed in awhile. We’ve seen numerous ways to consume beverages this Summer. From the good ol’ fashioned American puncture wound:

To the meatstick:

To the shitfaced Batman in hockey pads:

To taking the entire full load:

To the…yeah, that ain’t beer:

It’s all fun and games till someone gets Hep-C from swallowing a needle hidden in the Wildwood sand. So, yeah, if there’s a way to go about it, I’m definitely down with some summertime crab claw shotgunning. Well played, gents.